Stan: They're saying they're gonna ban both your books now, completely. It's all over the Kardashians wiped out in the blink of an eye, all because one little PRICK had to go and write a book! Leopold Stotch… I hope they BURY you! YOU EVIL FUCK! Cartman: Dude, people are pissed off at you, Butters. The shooter claims he was driven to commit the slaughter immediately after reading "The Poop that took a Pee" by Leopold "Butters" Stotch. News Reporter: Our nation is still reeling from the tragic deaths of the Kardashians. And Matthew? How come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress? My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me. I just think it's wrong to make fun of anybody's physical appearance. Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book? Matthew Broderick: Well, obviously. Reporter: The book is full of disgusting words and acts, including Sarah Jessica Parker, who is mentioned 465 times. So the four of you can just suck on my wiener. And after reading Catcher in the Rye, I've learned you're nothing but phonies! I'm not letting you trick me this time. Red: Oh, God, you guys are pathetic! Lola: Yeah, get a life and stop mooching off Butters's success for once! Stan: God damn it! Kyle: Butters, do you really think it's fair to lie like this?! Let me tell you, if you don't have-! Butters: No! Let me tell you something, fellas!! You ALWAYS take advantage of me. Cartman: Butters doesn't deserve any credit for Scrotie McBoogerballs! We deserve all the credit. Lola: He's so brooding and full of angst. Red: Hey, hey, you leave Butters alone! He's a very fragile artist. Stan: Yeah, but that's when we thought we were going to get in trouble, Million Dollar Abie. Why, Eric? Kyle: Butters, you know goddamn well you didn't write that book! Butters: But, you told me I did. Cartman: Butters, what the fuck do you think you're doing? Butters: Just enjoying myself. Stan: Guys, guys! We are totally fucked! The book is gone from my my parents must have found it! Cartman: Chicken Little ? They'll think you wrote it all! Stan: Hey, I'm not taking the heat for this alone! We all wrote it if I'm going down, someone has to go down with me! Kyle: Well, if I'm going down, Cartman's going down! Cartman: And if I'm going down, both Kyle and Kenny are definitely going down! Stan: Well dude, SOMEBODY has got to go down. You will read it at home, and you will all be mature about it's adult themes and language! Garrison: Apparently John Lennon's killer said he was inspired by "Catcher in the Rye", but he was just a Cook Cartman: Whoa! You're telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate AND made a guy shoot the King of Hippies? Can we PLEASE read this, RIGHT NOW? Mr. Garrison, didn't the guy who shot John Lennon say it was because of this book? Mr. Cartman: No, no, come on let's read it now! Kyle: Mr. Garrison: Tonight I want you to read chapters 1 through 5, and tomorrow we'll discuss the. Garrison: And in fact many schools across the country still ban this book, because it's thought to be so inappropriate. Garrison: It's called "Catcher in the Rye", and it has some very risque parts. Garrison: Now kids, this book is very controversial, and has just been taken off the banned books list. There has been a change in school policy, and so I'm assigning you all a book to read. Garrison: Okay, kids, lets take our seats. Elin Nordegren: You motherfucker! I never should've married you! The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Mr. I repeat, we have a turd in the punch bowl. Sexual Healing Recurring line: We have a turd in the punch bowl.
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